JOKE: The butcher and the 16 year deal.
May 12, 2017 21:50:10 #
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the butcher shop with startling news for the butcher: The baby in her arms was his.
Nonplussed, the butcher didn't know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could - he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
Nonplussed, the butcher didn't know what to do, and eventually offered the only thing he thought he could - he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 16. She agreed.
He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager, who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 16 tomorrow."
"I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face."
When the boy arrived home he told his mother.
The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 16 years and watch the expression on his face!"
May 12, 2017 22:20:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
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Good-un, Bombastic
May 12, 2017 23:50:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
Good-un, Bombastic
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May 13, 2017 06:51:07 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
now that is one clever gal
Mr Bombastic wrote:
She did them allOn a warm summer night, a young lady entered the b... (show quote)
May 13, 2017 07:37:13 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Mr Bombastic wrote:
I have an email subscription. I get these every day. Sometimes they're jokes. Sometimes it's useful advice. Tips, recipes, quizzes. Here's the link, if you're interested. http://www.ba-bamail.com/
Thanks, Bombastic. I get the same e-mails. Sometimes I spot 'em, sometimes not. This one escaped me.
May 13, 2017 08:54:05 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
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bad,bad,bad, lololMay 13, 2017 12:46:13 #
May 13, 2017 18:14:48 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the b... (show quote)
goodun
I once(0nly 0nce)tried to outsmart my wife
May 13, 2017 18:44:39 #
Mr Bombastic wrote:
On a warm summer night, a young lady entered the b... (show quote)
Very good one Mr Bombastic.
May 15, 2017 18:17:48 #
Qui, You, Mr. B!!!! Love your pic.. you should make him your next avi!!!! Makes ya laugh or at least me... lololl
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