badbobby Loc: texas

There were two Catholic boys,Timothy Murphy and Antonio Secola.,whose lives paraelled each other in amazing ways
The same year Timothy was born in Ireland,Antonio was born in Sicily
Faithfully they attended parochial school from kindergarten through their senior year in high school
They took their vows to enter into priesthood early in college,and upon graduation were ordained priests
Their careers amazed the world,but it was generally acknowledged that Antonio was just a cut above Timothy in all aspects
Their rise through the ranks of Bishop,Arch Bishop and finally Cardinal was swift to say the leastand the Catholic world knew that when the present Pope died,that either Antonio or Timothy would be selected as Pope
In time the Pope did expireand the College of Cardinals went to work

In less time than anyone expected ,white smoke issued from the chimney in the Popes chapel,and the world waited to see who they had chosen
The whole world ,Catholic,protestant and Secular were surprised to learn that Timothy Murphy was the new Pope
Antonio was devastated.He knew that he was more qualified to lead the Church than was Timothy.
Antonio demanded audience with the Cardinals and questioned their wisdom in their decision
He finally asked "Why Timothy?"
There was dead silence
Finally one old Cardinal rose from his seat and said
"Antonio,we know that you were the most qualified"
again Antonio demanded"Then why Timothy?"
The old Cardinal finally answered
"We just couldn't stand the thought of the leader of the CAtholic Church being called



Popesicola

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

What a marketing nightmare THAT woulda been!

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Talk about sick, AND VERY FUNNY!!!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Talk about a x2 lololololol~~~

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

There was also a guy named Monella wondered why his pizzeria never prospered. Someone finally told him he might try keeping his first name, Sal, off the neon sign outside. He said, Sal Monella's Pizza was euphemistically problematic.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

badbobby Loc: texas

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

badbobby Loc: texas

thanks Armi
knew I could count on you

GmanTerry

That's terrible. One could receive a painful blow to the hand from a Nun wielding a ruler for that. ;-)

Semper Fi

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

I beg yer pardon; tables were made for counting on. My flag says "Don't count on Me."

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Someone once said,
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Whatever you do always give 100 %. Unless you are donating blood.
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you Armi
for sending me your thoughts
I'll be sure not to waste my time on them
BTW
are you kin to them dastardly Marines?

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Boy scouts is my name, being prepared is my game.

badbobby Loc: texas

been diggin any wormes lately???